Oh, how I envy you Mr. Selleck.

A couple of days ago, during my English class, I made an unusual realization. Out of nowhere, I thought to myself, “the moustache has to be one of the most bizzare things ever.” Just think about it. The moustache is literally a styling of facial hair on a man’s (and sometimes on a lucky women’s) upper lip, and that in itself is hysterical. I couldn’t get over it. I was confused as to why anybody would grow one, and then it hit me. Moustaches are awesome. They may be completely ridiculous in appearance, but they’re cool at the same time. If I could grow one, I’d want one just like Tom Selleck’s, but since I only have 5 follicles on my face, my dream won’t be coming true any time soon.

I’ve got all these thoughts just floatin’ through my brain.

Hello world. Welcome to my blog. You’re all in for a real treat, for I’m going to give you a bountiful dose of all of the idiosyncrasies that comprise me. My name is Alex, and you’re standing on the doormat of my life. Come on in. Stay for a while. I can promise you an enjoyable experience. Actually, I can’t promise you that, but it’ll be an experience nonetheless. Incessant rants are my specialty, so heed that as a warning.